“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the Weather.” — Comedian : Bill Hicks
Good man, good man.
Also, happy (belated) birthday to me! I am now 22. Huzzah!
FTW Friday, I-had-a-lot-of-work-to-do-yesterday edition!
First, (and I think his will be the only time in the near future I will type this)…MILITARY WIN
To come clean, AAFES has been using pogs – 1.5-inch polystyrene discs, for those who don’t recall the 90’s fad – as currency on military bases in Afghanistan and Iraq since 2001. Putting Marvel super heroes on the pogs in June 2008 simply made the program a little bit cooler.
“We can’t print money,” said Dr. Jim Skibo, VP of Marketing and Advertising for the AAFES. “[And] we will not ship coinage into the warzone. It costs a small fortune to ship stuff like that, so we use [the pogs] as gift certificates.”
Lulz. To quote my awesome friend Steph, “That means, if I ever join the military, I’ll be rich!!!! And dead. Mostly dead.” My sentiments exactly…
Next: Pro-drug FTW!
Ah, so much win in this video. A few of the “WIN!” quotes:
“I have a PhD in science, and I know more than you!”
“I just went to a rave last week and got totally blotto!” (on a side note: I’ve never heard of the term blotto. Is it a real term people actually use? I just feel like I would have heard it by now….)
“It is important to remember that drug testing has NOTHING to do with job performance!” (Can I get an amen sister!)
” ‘Oh no Dr. Burke!’, you whine, ‘I am too scared to truly open my mind, and will only smoke reefer. Is there anything I can do?’ Yes, there is, silly boy” (hahahaha, epic!)
“Why indeed?”
Next: Game FTW!
Flash game called Ninja Ball. It’s like the escape rope in worms, but an ENTIRE GAME based around it. At one point, someone I know had the top score on this, but it’s been a while, and I forget their screen name, so I don’t know if they still hold it. Yes, you will waste your time endlessly. You’re welcome! 🙂
See you all later
Abnormally Psychotic 