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WTF WEDNESDAY

WTF Wednesday, back-to-business edition!

First, I-want-to-puke-WTF

Link (WARNING: GUY GETS RUN OVER)

I watched this and…just….horrible.  Dr Q. showed it to me earlier, and…..well, it’s horrible. For those of you who don’t want to watch the video, here’s what happens: This cop sees this guy standing around at a late hour, decides he’s suspicious, goes after the guy, the guy takes off on a bike, and the cop chases him in the car. Cop ends up running the poor kid over.

…there are just no words. Usually, I just shrug off stories like this. Well, shrug off is not the right term, really. It made me a bit sad, but there really wasn’t anything I could do, I thought, so I just tried to get on with it as best as I could.

But this? This is unbelievable. RUNNING OVER SOMEONE WITH  COP CAR??? And it looked like it was on purpose, too, not that it being accidental would make it any bet. Just…horrible. Unbelievable.

Even my friends who have seen it who are okay with the govt and think it’s a good thing found this upsetting and disturbing. Just…how could this be okay? Seriously? I don’t understand how people can just rationalize away, “Oh, the cops did it, so it must be okay!” How does someone having a shiny piece of metal (A badge) make them any less culpable for murder? Because that’s what it is. Murder.  He killed a person. KILLED. For what? Standing outside a construction site? How does that make the person deserving of death? How does that justify running someone over?

I….should go on to another WTF, or I’ll just go on all day and get more and more upset…

Confusing WTF:

…what? @_@

Next: GAWFICK WTF!

Link

Wow. I’ve seen bad fics in my day, but….wow. Reminds me of something I’d write back in 8th grade, except even then my shit was better :-p

Here’s a sample

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

**gigglesnort**

Okay, that was mean, but…I don’t care.  I’ve got a headache, so I’m feeling a bit cranky.

I am going to leave you all now, because I just realized I forgot to hit post before I went to sleep. Love you all, stay safe!

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WTF WEDNESDAY

WTF Wednesday OMG-still-don’t-have-internet-but-will-tomorrow!-edition

First of all, a picture!

VINE WHIP

Bear-face sent this to me. And I immediately knew it was WTF-Wednesday material. Why is he Bear-face? Because he is Bear, so he has a “bear-face”. Hahahahaha.

Next:

Fuck hipsters WTF

There’s just so much WTF in this video I’m not quite sure where to begin…but I’ll try

1. The screaming. Screaming can have a place in music. That, however, isn’t it. Try again. Or, you know, don’t, and save my ears…

2. The guy in the pink shirt looks like an ex roomie of mine who I’m kinda really pissed with now, due to some fucked up shit he’s done.

3. The random words spelt out on the side. Yes, I know they’re lyrics. But I dunno, I feel like it doesn’t really work with the video, is all

4. Putting your hands around the throat of a woman with people on both sides screaming LIAR at her just MIGHT be seen as a dick move. Especially when you have the girl act like it’s nothing out of the ordinary…

5. …Okay, I fail, I don’t have a long enough attention span to point out more wtf-ery. I’m sure you all can though!

Next:

Book WTF

Semen Cookbook

I’ll take this direct from the website itself:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

……that’s okay. You can have my portion of the semen food. That’s okay, I promise.

Click the picture to read more, and, if you want/need, buy the book.

Next:

Old-skool wtf!

Yep. Back before all those regulations on cigarette ads came into being….**giggle**

Enjoy! Be sure to come back for FTW Friday! And once my internet comes back into being, I’ll start posting more often again!

FTW FRIDAY

FTW Friday, also-late-because-my-internet-got shut off edition!

Sorry that both this and WTF Wednesday were both a bit late. Wednesday I had to travel from my mom’s house to my apartment (across about 3 or so state lines) and Friday, due to a bit of a mix-up, the internet in my apartment was turned off. Working to get it all worked out, but it might take a few days. Be patient.

Now, on to the FTW-ness!

First, cheese rap!

I originally couldn’t decide if this was FTW or WTF. But after a few watches, I decided that it is definitely FTW. Why? ‘Cause I’m cool like that. Next video!!

Maine Man

It’s from the same people. I just like the bickering about who is “more Maine”, hahahahaha

Next a link

Here

Basically, Ireland passed a blasphemy ban. That’s the wtf part. But it’s FTW friday, so you know there’s gotta be some win, right? I’ll take the win right from their own website:

In this context we now publish a list of 25 blasphemous quotes, which have previously been published by or uttered by or attributed to Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Mark Twain, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman, James Kirkup, Monty Python, Rev Ian Paisley, Conor Cruise O’Brien, Frank Zappa, Salman Rushdie, Bjork, Amanda Donohoe, George Carlin, Paul Woodfull, Jerry Springer the Opera, Tim Minchin, Richard Dawkins, Pope Benedict XVI, Christopher Hitchens, PZ Myers, Ian O’Doherty, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor and Dermot Ahern.

Despite these quotes being abusive and insulting in relation to matters held sacred by various religions, we unreservedly support the right of these people to have published or uttered them, and we unreservedly support the right of any Irish citizen to make comparable statements about matters held sacred by any religion without fear of being criminalised, and without having to prove to a court that a reasonable person would find any particular value in the statement.

Awesome.
Well, I must be going. Lots to do, not a lot of time to do it…

WTF WEDNESDAY

WTF Wednesday, slightly-late-but-shhh-nevermind edition.

First of all, a fucked up news story

Tessa Savicki wanted to take control of her reproductive life. On December 19th, 2006, Savicki instructed doctors to insert an IUD after she delivered her ninth child. Instead, the doctors elected to forcibly sterilize her on the operating table.

Seriously? That’s fucked up. To take away her autonomy over her own body like that is fucked up, man.

Next…I dunno WTF”

Disgust.

Next, NSFW WTF:

NSFW link is NSFW

Lastly, ad WTF:

wtf-womanBecause if you pick their boots, a nekkid lady comes free with every third pair **facepalm**

Sorry for the late post. I moved from my temporary home at my mom’s back to my semi-perma-home at my apartment. 2.5 hour ride, plus I wanted to spend all the time I could with my family before I left them for a month. It’s only about 2 hours late, anyways

WTF Wednesday

Welcome to the first WTF Wednesday!

This is the  first of a (hopefully) weekly feature where I post completely WTF things I’ve come across in the past week.

First up, this crazy old ad!

Silly Racist Ad
Wow. The ad is so big that, luckily, my layout will only show the first column, which is what I wanted to point out. Too lazy for resizing. Yoinked from vintage_ads .

Next, anti-drug WTF…

HERE

“His family and the British government had asked Chinese leaders for clemency. His supporters argued that Shaikh was mentally ill, and that Chinese officials did not take his mental condition into account when trying him. Shaikh’s advocates say he suffered from a bipolar disorder and that he was tricked into carrying heroin into China with promises of a career as a pop singer.”

tl,dr: Mentally “ill” person executed for smuggling drugs into China, was convinced he’d be a pop star if he did so, British try to get him clemency, point out mental illness, guy gets executed anyways **sigh** Fuck people even getting arrested for shit like that, nevermind MURDERED.

I-have-no-idea-what-this-is WTF

Not Safe For School/Work/Public/Life

A friend of mine sent me this link with the comment “CANNOT UNSEE!!!!” Why I then thought it would be a good idea to click on the link, I will never know, and forever regret. CANNOT UNSEE

Religious WTF: Christian Side Hug

Embedded below is the “Christian Side Hug”….I can’t explain, just watch…

Gimme that Christian side hug! (WHAT!) That Christian side hug!
…Seriously tho? Wtf? Front hugs cause impure thoughts? I guess I’ve had impure thoughts about pretty much all of my friends, because I “front hug” almost all my friends…
Also, FAIL on bringing politics into it. Since when does being a Christian mean belonging to a certain party? Or even belonging to a party at all. FAIL.
Also, it fails for being lame. FAIL.

And with that, I end the first WTF-Wednesday. ^_^

Here’s the story…

So, I was originally going to have my first post be about something else, but my little sister relayed to me a hilarious story that I couldn’t help but share.

DISCLAIMER: I wasn’t actually present when this event took place. I was away at school. This is the story as I understand it from being told by my sister

So, one night, a friend of my sisters’ stayed over. As is likely to happen during sleepovers with friends, they stayed up late that night. At one point, one of my sisters (I’ll call her L, from here on out) said to my sister and their friend (E and K, respectively) that she wanted to take a walk, and asked if they wanted to come with her. The time was 3 AM, but it’s a safe area of a safe town with very little crime, so they didn’t think it’d be a big deal. L was over 18, and E and K were teenagers. Obviously not helpless little children.

Then, some silly stuff went down. My comments are in the (parenthesis).

As they were walking down the road, a cop car pulls up next to them. Asks them what they’re doing out so late. (Am I being detained officer?) They reply taking a walk. He told them they shouldn’t be out, and there were lots of creepers about. (Okay, creepy much? I’d run away screaming, thinking he was a creeper…CREEPER!!!!) He forced my sisters to call our mom (REFUSE!!! REFUSE!!!), and insisted on driving them home.

Because taking a walk in the early morning is somehow against the law?  Or even of dubious legality?

This annoys the hell out of me. Really now, he had nothing better to do than bother my sisters? It might be a pretty safe town, but there are sometimes some minor crimes going on in the less safe areas. Couldn’t he go investigate those instead of bothering my little sisters?  I mean, it’s not like there were kids walking down the street. It was fairly obvious that they were old enough to be trusted to go on a walk, especially in a safe area of a safe town. And then the insisting on driving them home bit…honestly? Even the one who was over 18, and so therefore, legally an adult? Seriously? Fuck that shit…

If I had a say in the matter, I’d remove my funding from that police station. Oh, wait, I don’t have a say, money gets taken from my paychecks forcibly and is given without my consent to them…

But yeah. I’d give almost anything to see my sisters scream “Creeper!!!!!!!!!!!” at him and run away…**giggle**

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