Archive for January, 2010


FTW FRIDAY

FTW Friday, my anus is bleeding edition!

First, economic win!

I don’t know much about economics, but I understood the video, for the most part. 🙂 The rest I asked my boyfriend, the econ/psych major, about and he explained it. Awesomely catchy.

Weebl’s win:

It has a horse peenzor for a minute…. But this is not the win! The win is…

SOMEONE COVERED IT WIN!!!!

Hehehehe.

Whitest Kids U Know Win(NSFW):

Heh.

Coming shortly tonight, there’ll be a real post. For realies this time.

WTF Wednesday

WTF Wednesday, Wednesday edition!

First, bestiality WTF!

Link

“It was sod’s law. I’d just got my daughter, Tasha, off to sleep, now, my dog, Dixie, was barking like mad to be fed. I opened the kitchen cupboard, only to see there wasn’t a single tin of dog food left. I felt like crying. Worst of all, I knew Dixie wouldn’t shut up until she’d filled her stomach.
‘We must have something,’ I said, as I peered inside the fridge.
Then I spotted the bottles of breast milk I’d expressed earlier that day. “

WTF WTF:

I’m just gonna leave that there…

Violent WTF:

Link

Lady Gaga is awesome. Fuck you.

FTW Friday

FTW Friday, Sunday edition.

First, NSFW FTW!

Win on so many levels. Reminds me of the part in vagina monologues where she just moans…

Second, cute ftw!

Panda cake

Japanese panda cake. Image links to where I found it.

Next NSFW commercial part 2

Theres a lesson for you all: Before you tap it, wrap it 🙂 ^_~

Last, non-sensical WTF

KD and I found this hilarious, for some reason. HORSES. Hehehehe. We were kinda worn out when we watched it tho, so that might have something to do with this……

There will be a legit post this upcoming week, I swear.

WTF WEDNESDAY

WTF Wednesday, short-because-school-started-this-week edition!

Yeah, classes started this week. So I’ve been running around trying to add/drop classes in time for the deadline. So, there will only be one this week:

Enjoy!

FTW Friday!

FTW Friday YAY-I-GOT-MY-INTERNET-BACK edition!

So, now that I have internet back, I can make regular posts, without having to sit in the exact right position to see what unsecured networks :-p

First:

Awesome science FTW

Catchy. Usually I hate autotune, but I feel like this is an acceptable use. 🙂 Plus, it has Bill Nye the science guy in it! I loved Bill Bye as a kid! Like, if I knew Bill Nye was on TV, I’d change the channel, no matter how much my sisters protested. And it was always a good science class when our teacher turned on a Bill Nye episode. Plus, the whole meaning of the song is pretty sweet. I suggest you check all of the Symphony of Science things out. Here’s a link to the youtube channel where you can find all of them. I heartily enjoy all of them. And check out the Billy Mays tribute while you’re there. So many cool videos, I could probably make a post just out of that youtube channel, but I’ll refrain from doing so….

Next:

I like complaining FTW!

It involves subtitles, so if you don’t like that, you won’t like it. But I thought it was really cute and clever and funny. I have learned to not watch it when easily saddened, because there’s a line that makes me sad. The one where, “My flat is small, but it eats all my money so I have nothing left with which to save the world” or something along those lines. It kinda hits close to home with me, because if I didn’t have all my moneez (and I mean, ALL) go to bills and feeding myself, I would donate money to the people who play those sad animal commercials, but I can’t, so I just cry (yes, they make me actually cry) when I go to my mom’s place and actually have cable (cable is a bill that, alas, I cannot afford under my current monetary constraints, and neither can me roomies). But, besides that, this video is totally awesome, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE it! ‘Cause so much of it is true, or funny, or both!

Next:

Political FTW!

This video is pretty legit cool. Except for I advocate for the complete abolition of copyrights, but that’s a completely different post. So for now, I’ll just say that this is pretty awesome. Look forward to a rambling post about copyright in the (probably!) near future!

Next!

Thought-provoking FTW

Dr.  Q sent me this link, and…I dunno. It made me think. I haven’t really come to any conclusions. Let me know your thoughts in the comments, if you want. It’ll be cool. Maybe we can have a fun conversation in the comments or something 🙂

Next!

All-over-awesome-unexpected FTW!

My good bestest girlie friend (Thank you, S-puu!) sent me this link a while back, and I forgot it existed. But I remembered it after her boyfriend dude, Bearface of the Bear-face clan, sent me the complaining video up there **points up** So I asked her to re-link me. It just puts a huge smile on my face when I watched it. So, I figured I’d pass it on to you!

Next!

Somewhat-geeky-FTW!

Bearface and S-puu linked me this a week or two ago, but it was nighttime, and my boyfriend was sleeping, and my internet was being stupid, and so I decided to watch it today, now that I have **lights shine from above** working internet! And it made me giggle. ‘Cause I used to play World of Warcrack…erm, I mean Warcraft. So..I dunno. It just makes me giggle. ^_^ I thought it was win!

Next! (and for now, lastly!)

Somewhat disturbing FTW!

You had a pikachu…kill a squirtle….collecting leaves…for **GAME*????? **blink blink** I want those hoodies tho. I might make them, if I have the energy and enough money at some point to buy the supplies. But (that game) is wicked fun to play. Boyfriend has it on his W, from virtual console. We play it sometimes. It’s fun. But yeah, that video makes me giggle.

Thus concludes another FTW Friday. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get out more non-fluff posts soon, so that there’ll be original Momo content, instead of just link regurgitation.

See ya soon!

WTF WEDNESDAY

WTF Wednesday OMG-still-don’t-have-internet-but-will-tomorrow!-edition

First of all, a picture!

VINE WHIP

Bear-face sent this to me. And I immediately knew it was WTF-Wednesday material. Why is he Bear-face? Because he is Bear, so he has a “bear-face”. Hahahahaha.

Next:

Fuck hipsters WTF

There’s just so much WTF in this video I’m not quite sure where to begin…but I’ll try

1. The screaming. Screaming can have a place in music. That, however, isn’t it. Try again. Or, you know, don’t, and save my ears…

2. The guy in the pink shirt looks like an ex roomie of mine who I’m kinda really pissed with now, due to some fucked up shit he’s done.

3. The random words spelt out on the side. Yes, I know they’re lyrics. But I dunno, I feel like it doesn’t really work with the video, is all

4. Putting your hands around the throat of a woman with people on both sides screaming LIAR at her just MIGHT be seen as a dick move. Especially when you have the girl act like it’s nothing out of the ordinary…

5. …Okay, I fail, I don’t have a long enough attention span to point out more wtf-ery. I’m sure you all can though!

Next:

Book WTF

Semen Cookbook

I’ll take this direct from the website itself:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

……that’s okay. You can have my portion of the semen food. That’s okay, I promise.

Click the picture to read more, and, if you want/need, buy the book.

Next:

Old-skool wtf!

Yep. Back before all those regulations on cigarette ads came into being….**giggle**

Enjoy! Be sure to come back for FTW Friday! And once my internet comes back into being, I’ll start posting more often again!

FTW FRIDAY

FTW Friday, also-late-because-my-internet-got shut off edition!

Sorry that both this and WTF Wednesday were both a bit late. Wednesday I had to travel from my mom’s house to my apartment (across about 3 or so state lines) and Friday, due to a bit of a mix-up, the internet in my apartment was turned off. Working to get it all worked out, but it might take a few days. Be patient.

Now, on to the FTW-ness!

First, cheese rap!

I originally couldn’t decide if this was FTW or WTF. But after a few watches, I decided that it is definitely FTW. Why? ‘Cause I’m cool like that. Next video!!

Maine Man

It’s from the same people. I just like the bickering about who is “more Maine”, hahahahaha

Next a link

Here

Basically, Ireland passed a blasphemy ban. That’s the wtf part. But it’s FTW friday, so you know there’s gotta be some win, right? I’ll take the win right from their own website:

In this context we now publish a list of 25 blasphemous quotes, which have previously been published by or uttered by or attributed to Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Mark Twain, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman, James Kirkup, Monty Python, Rev Ian Paisley, Conor Cruise O’Brien, Frank Zappa, Salman Rushdie, Bjork, Amanda Donohoe, George Carlin, Paul Woodfull, Jerry Springer the Opera, Tim Minchin, Richard Dawkins, Pope Benedict XVI, Christopher Hitchens, PZ Myers, Ian O’Doherty, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor and Dermot Ahern.

Despite these quotes being abusive and insulting in relation to matters held sacred by various religions, we unreservedly support the right of these people to have published or uttered them, and we unreservedly support the right of any Irish citizen to make comparable statements about matters held sacred by any religion without fear of being criminalised, and without having to prove to a court that a reasonable person would find any particular value in the statement.

Awesome.
Well, I must be going. Lots to do, not a lot of time to do it…

WTF WEDNESDAY

WTF Wednesday, slightly-late-but-shhh-nevermind edition.

First of all, a fucked up news story

Tessa Savicki wanted to take control of her reproductive life. On December 19th, 2006, Savicki instructed doctors to insert an IUD after she delivered her ninth child. Instead, the doctors elected to forcibly sterilize her on the operating table.

Seriously? That’s fucked up. To take away her autonomy over her own body like that is fucked up, man.

Next…I dunno WTF”

Disgust.

Next, NSFW WTF:

NSFW link is NSFW

Lastly, ad WTF:

wtf-womanBecause if you pick their boots, a nekkid lady comes free with every third pair **facepalm**

Sorry for the late post. I moved from my temporary home at my mom’s back to my semi-perma-home at my apartment. 2.5 hour ride, plus I wanted to spend all the time I could with my family before I left them for a month. It’s only about 2 hours late, anyways

Resolutions

Because this is my blog, I can do whatever I want with it. So, I’ve decided to talk about my resolutions here, so that I can get down what I want to accomplish, and how I intend to accomplish it, so that way I can think about it a bit more.

Resolution #1: Become more financially stable

This resolution carried over from last year.

Last year, I moved out on my own and into my first apartment during the first week of January, and I was scared shitless. I had no job (I moved out of the state I had been living with my mom during a leave of absence I had been taking to go and be up near my school), very little money (I had to pay mom rent while I was there, because…well, it’s a long story. And I had a cell phone to pay for and credit card bills to pay down. So I didn’t have much money….), and no idea how to survive. I knew I had a refund check coming to me, but I didn’t know how to survive beyond that if I was unable to find a job. It was my first time out on my own, so I knew I had to become organized, and I knew I didn’t want to move back home, so I made myself a promise that I would become financially independent  in the next year. For the most part I did, except for a few times when my paycheck came a day or two late and I needed to borrow some money from my boyfriend, but I mostly made it through. But it came close some times. There were times I couldn’t afford food and my bills, so I ate very little, or asked my friends if I could use their guest passes to get into the Dining Hall. The fact that it got so bad and I cut it so close those few times upsets me. I don’t want to have to borrow money from people, no matter how briefly, and I don’t want to have to worry about where my next meal will come from (although to be fair, I haven’t had to worry about the meal thing for a while. My boyfriend and I have moved in together and pooled our food resources, so it’s not that big of a deal anymore).

So, how am I going to become more stable? I’m going to start making sure I get the full amount of hours I can from the professor who I work with, so that I can get the maximum amount of money from that. I’m also going to start trying to pick up more shifts as a desk attendant (basically, you sit there and check people’s ID’s as they come in. You write guest passes for people who aren’t students at the school. So, in other words, homework time. The only reason I don’t like to pick up shifts is because I live about 20 minutes away from campus by foot, and it’s cold. Plus, I don’t like wasting 40 minutes of my time for a 3 hour shift, especially ’cause I hate walking alone…but that’s another story…) . Also, this will be hard, but I’m going to try to stop buying crap I don’t need. It’s hard because I like buying things. Every so often, it’s nice to buy yourself things, and it helps keep me motivated, it’s kinda like a reward for surviving and not failing out of school. But it usually ends up biting me in the ass, so I need to stop doing it, or at least, do it less often. I don’t do it all that often to start with, I don’t think, but I’ll try my hardest to make sure that I don’t do it more than once a month if it’s small, or every other month (at most frequent) if it ends up being something bigger. Self control is key here. No matter how much I don’t really care about Islamophobia, I need to buckle down and research it. Plus, things are looking up, because when I posted my resolutions on my status, the professor wrote that he has a LOT of work for me when the semester starts up again.

The second resolution?

Continue writing this blog

The way to accomplish that is to least do the WTF Wednesday and FTW Friday every week, and it’ll be cool. Hopefully I’ll continue writing more than that, but at the very least those two posts will go up every week. I find tons of WTF and FTW stuff every week, so it should be easy….

Resolution the third:

Actually get somewhere with my webcomic.

I don’t really know how to motivate myself for this. I have the comics, just, they’re on paper, in sketch form. I need to re-draw them on my tablet. And then there’s the matter of scale, and the fact that it’s pressure sensitivity is kinda funky someones….. and it becomes troublesome. But I’ve wanted to do one on and off from 7th or 8th grade on. So hopefully that’ll keep me trying at it…

Resolution the fourth:

Exercise more

This isn’t about weight loss. I’ve always been very slim. I’m about 5′ 4″ (well, more properly, I’m 5′ 3 3/4″, but it’s close enough) and I weighed 107 the other day. Apparently, that’s underweight, according to the BMI calculator online. 18.5 starts the underweight-ness, and I was 18.4. Which isn’t good, especially because I haven’t been dieting or anything, and never have dieted. I hadn’t had much of an appetite the few days prior though, and my appetite kicked in the next day, so it’s probably not as bad anymore. But that doesn’t have anything to do with exercising. Since I don’t need to excercise, I never really have, except for a brief stint at tae kwon do (which I LOVED, but I was about to go away to college, and needed to save money, so I had to quit) That means I am out of shape. I get winded easily. My punches are laughable. I need help taking my laundry across the st to the laundromat.

How do I plan on achieving this? I love to dance. It’s fun to do. I like the feeling of moving I get when I dance. But I’m horribly self-conscious. So, once a week, when my boyfriend is at class or work (it always happens, inevitably) I’ll dance around like a fool to silly pop music from back when I was in middle school and have fun. I have fun, and I’ll be exercising. Once I get stronger, maybe I can work my way up to getting motivated enough to go to the campus gym. As I said up there though, it’s a 20 minute walk from my apartment. I’d have to somehow schedule it in while I’m already on campus, ’cause there isn’t any way in hell I’m gonna walk there, excercise, then walk back. Nuh-uh, not happening…. but that’s a way off. I have to stick with my dancing before I can stick to the gym….

Resolution the fifth:

Try to be the best person I can be

Do my best in school. Apply myself in work. Be nice to people when possible. Exercise once or twice a week. Just in general be the best person I am. Motive myself by wanting to be a better person, so that I won’t regret anything later.

And that’s about it. Yep. Happy New Year guys!

FTW FRIDAY

Catchy as fuck edition!

My little sister showed me these videos, and I thought they were so epicly amazing that I had to share them this FTW Friday

First off: They’re Taking The Hobbits to Isengard!

My only complaint about this video is that it ends entirely too soon. I’ve been running around all day singing “Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him…” I’m gonna have to get the song and put it on my iPod, that’s how catchy it is

Second: Why Is The Rum Gone

Again, same complaint as the first: TOO SHORT! I want to put it on a loop or something. I keep looking at my sister and periodically screaming, “WHY IS THE RUM GONE?”

Third: I’ve got a Jar of Dirt

AND GUESS WHAT’S INSIDE IT!!!

As a bonus, here, have a picture:

LOLBanana

LOLBANANA

That’s it for this time! Come back next week for more FTW!

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